Its not as dirty as it sounds....
I'm pretty sure I've been invaded by a body snatcher... I've never actually seen the movie, but I assume based on the title its pretty self explanatory? I'm guessing some alien "snatches" bodies and wears them like the Edgar-Suit in "Men In Black," only less decay? Well, my body snatcher has stolen me and made me a.... wait for it... a sports fan. I KNOW RIGHT! I'm newly obsessed with Basketball of all things... BASKETBALL!
My personal amazement at it is what leads me to believe I've been body snatched... It came out of NO WHERE too... one day Paul made me watch a pre-season team preview, and half way through kissed me goodbye and went home. Instead of changing the channel like any self respecting female, I kept watching, and proceeded to watch 3 MORE team previews, staying up way too late cuz I couldn't turn off the TV. Ever since then I've been watching. I LITERALLY haven't missed a Jazz Game! I have at least caught a few minutes of EVERY game this season! I find myself saying things like "Derron Williams is probably the best point guard in the NBA" or "Did you see the game last night, that offensive rebound by A.K. was amazing!" and the worst of all... "Paul Millsap had an amazing game, shot 46 points, that's a career HIGH!" I am ashamed to say it, but I know stats!
Here is my theory.... The snatcher worked in two ways... My boyfriend has already been snatched, I figure every boy has, so HIS snatcher told the Mothership that I was a susceptible target, maybe my immune system was down or something, so the Mothership pounced... and the Mothership is ESPN. They must have a way to transmit body snatchers through the TV. I figure that's why every guy is obsessed with all sports. I'm confident in my theory, I will probably submit it to the University of Nebraska or Iowa or something (you know one of the states with all the alien abductions) and let them research it further. I have every intention of only letting the Basketball body snatcher in... Paul's football body snatcher is trying to get me infected with that one and I refuse! Now that I am aware of all the snatching going on, I will put up a good fight! Do you think vitamin C will help?
