Ten reasons why a dog is better then a dude...

10 reasons why having a dog is way better then having a dude.

10. You will never have a misunderstanding because of lack of communication again.

9. No dog will ever force you to watch football instead of So You Think You Can Dance, or Greys.

8. Dogs don't care what you look like, in fact I'm pretty sure they like you better on those Sundays you decide not to shower at all... these are creatures that roll in poop, BO is like fine perfume to them!

7. No manipulation required to get what you want. You tell a dog to do something, and he will do it.

6. Whisker burn is a thing of the past, cuddling with a dog never leads to a raw face.

5. A dog will never go off the deep end after his parents arrange a marriage to an Indian girl. (Ok, that one kinda applies only to me)

4. There is no such thing as being cheated on by a dog. Everyone knows that dogs love everyone, but he loves his person the best.

3. Easy companionship. You never have to worry about fighting with your dog.

2. Protection. No one is a better judge of character then a dog, and I don't care how sweet and people friendly a dog is, when he senses his human is in danger, a dog will stop at nothing to protect you.

1. And finally, unconditional love. To a dog, his human is his entire world, if you are sad, he is damn near suicidal, if you are happy his exuberance is barely contained by his skin