Are you single? Do you have a vagina? if you answered yes to both of these questions then listen to me. I'm about to get on a soapbox, but it will be a good one so bare with me! Here is what I'm needing from you right now. Go to any retail facility that sells books.. and buy the bible!
Not that one! Jeez, why would i want you to get that? NO, go get He's Just Not That Into You. Here is the reason I bring this up now. Boys are stupid. And not just the ones in my life, which obviously they are. But really, I look around and It really makes me mad to see all my amazing beautiful girlfriends struggle so much with guys. The "bible" changed my whole outlook on life. Ok, not life, that's a bit extreme, but at least changed my outlook on dating.
Worrying about guys is a waste of time, cuz who cares why they do/don't do the things that they do/don't do!! And as Ive mentioned previously, guys can be douche's! Not all of them, and even the douches have the capability.. of becoming undouchey... But waiting around for that to happen is a waste. Smart, Beautiful, Amazing women waste so much time making themselves sick to their stomach wondering if we did something too needy/nice/crazy.. and made him not like us. It is SO liberating to realize him not liking me is really not my problem anymore.
In closing..... you people reading this..... do me a favor, next time a girl in your life totally forgets how freakin AMAZING they are and begin to say any variation of "what did i do wrong" or "why doesn't he love me enough" walk into my room and find the black paperback on my bookshelf with Jen Aniston and Drew Barrymore's faces on it, say "I'm borrowing this" and walk up to this girl and SMACK HER WITH IT! I think she will understand this violence is done out of love, and hopefully it will help her remember that just cuz He's Just Not That Into Her, it doesn't mean that she should be Just Not Into Her. Even if the reason hes not calling is because he really DID get his hand chopped of in the middle east because he stole a melon, then lost his genitalia in a tragic smelting accident and there for obviously is not capable of dialing the phone like he said he would, um HELLO.. who wants an appendageless kleptomaniac anyway? Ladies, we deserve better. To all my amazing beautiful girlfriends, just remember that.
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