Kids... I work in a Urology office. That's right, if you ever have a question about a dis functional penis, I'm your girl!
OK, that's a lie, I know a few things about dis functional penis's, but, I DO have easy access to finding out. There is something about urologists... they LOVE talking about dongs....
But, I digress. In the world of Urology, we shall call this world Weenie-World, (Its like Disneyland, but with more cups full of pee!) there are many many crazy people. You would think the explanation is simple, men go nuts when their Pee-Pee's stop working. But here is the ultimate question. Its like Chicken V. Egg. The ultimate question in Weenie-world is... what came first, The ED or the Crazy?
Today, we had a new patient check in. And he was nutty from the first moment. He walked in wearing a blue muscle shirt that showed off his gut wonderfully, he was super sweaty and intense. Super secretive about what kind of insurance he had, and as explanation why, he "has to live here." Even his doctor said, "man that dude was a nut basket." Isolated incident you say? Um, no... we get the crazies CONSTANTLY. So, that's what I wanna know! Has Homie ALWAYS been nuts? Is there something about his brand of crazy that expedites impotence? OR, was he a normal sane guy till he stopped being able to have "the sex" and the back-up fried his brain?
This is just one of the things I ponder while living in Weenie-World.
Good times.
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